spike #86

Pronouns: He/Him

Position(s):

Skating Official

Derby Career:

• Minnesota Roller Derby: Official — 2005–Present
• Minnesota Roller Derby: All-Stars Coach — 2016

Bio:

The Situational Personality Interaction Kit Experiment (aka S.P.I.K.E.) was decommissioned by the National Security Agency in 1994. Field models had been spotted in the upper midwest as early as 1990. Amidst rumors of rogue SPIKE units, the NSA decommissioned and classified the project. Every model was dismantled and destroyed.

There are rumors that a field test in southern Minnesota went amok and a SPIKE unit escaped into the wild. Containment procedures failed to capture the unit and after 90 days a cover story went into place. The unit is known for its disregard for the norms but at the same time, it is known for enforcing rules and regulations.

Likes:

• Cheese
• Cake
• Ice Cream!

Dislikes:

• Cilantro
• Spiders
• Bad Drivers

Awards & Accolades:

• Season 4-5: Head Referee
• Season 7: Officials “Not in Charge!” award

Special Roles:

• Executive Board of Directors
• Director of Technology
• WFTDA Technology Pillar Program Manager