Scam Likely #419

Pronouns: She/They

Position(s):

Blocker, Pivot (regrettably)

Derby Career:

• Minnesota Roller Derby: Allstars — 2023-present
• Minnesota Roller Derby: Bodies of Water — 2022-present
• Minnesota Roller Derby: Windchill — 2017–2018
• Minnesota Roller Derby: Officials — 2017–2022

Bio:

Hey [Friend’s Name]! 🐊🌿 Ever dreamed of venturing into the mysterious world of roller derby riches? Well, it’s time to don your gator boots and join the Bodies of Water! 🌾💰 We’ll assemble a team of swamp-savvy skaters, gliding through the murky waters, and selling like beavers chomping on wood! 🐊💦 Let’s summon the spirits of the swamp, crank up the music, and start raking in the muck-tastic moolah! 🪕💵 Beware, naysayers! We’re the swamp queers, and we’re here to slay and sashay! 🌟👑 Don’t let this opportunity slip away into the murky depths – dive in now! 🏊‍♀️🌟🤑 (Not an MLM!)

Likes:

• Unknown callers
• Wire transfers
• Your car’s extended warranty

Dislikes:

• Government oversight
• Your phone’s ignore button
• Two factor authentication

Awards & Accolades:

• Season 15 Officials Team Spirit
• Season 20 Officials First Blood Award
• Season 20 Head Trauma Legacy Award