Minnesota Roller Derby

R.I.P.unzel #9.8

R.I.P.unzel smiling at fans in the croud. photo by Ron Wilbur

Pronouns: She/They

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Roller Vortex — 2022–Present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Garda Belts — 2019–Present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Debu-Taunts — 2018–2019

Athletic Background:

Danced and played the color guard in their high school marching band. Was a debutaunt in 2018 and 2019 but didn’t win any tiaras. Skated for the Gardas and got a lot of welts. Been spinning counter-clockwise since then.

Likes:

  • Mushrooms
  • Rocks
  • Hammocks

Dislikes:

  • Berries
  • Mosquitoes
  • Torn ligaments

Awards & Accolades:

  • “You betcha I went 5 for 5” (got lead jammer 5 out of 5 jams), Team spirit
  • Debs awards: “Energizer Bunny”, “Road Runner”, “Hit, Hit, Never Quit”, “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop”