Minnesota Roller Derby

All-Stars

Minnie Sorta-Nice #10K

Role:

Mascot

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: All-Stars
    2013-Present

Athletic Background:

I am really good at jumping & waving my arms.

Bio:

I was made of sugar, spice, foam rubber, and spandex.

As a young state, I dreamt of cheering for a sport that was athletic & entertaining. I tried to cheer for hockey teams, but it was too cold (shhh, don’t tell anyone I said that). NASCAR is fast, but it was just too boring. I tried lots of other sports until I saw roller derby! After that, I set my sights on cheering for the best roller derby team around…and thanks to the Minnesota Roller Derby All-Stars, all my dreams are coming true!

Likes:

  • Fun
  • Cheering for Minnesota Roller Derby…especially the All-Stars!
  • Snarky Signs

Dislikes:

  • Checked Baggage Fees
  • Horses in Parades
  • Kids that cry when they see me