Minnesota Roller Derby

All-Stars

Fanny Smack #89

Little known fact- jammers can only think with their tongues sticking out. Fanny, contemplating her next move as she enters the pack. Photo by Ron Wilbur

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Bodies of Water — 2022–present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Allstars — 2020–present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Dagger Dolls — 2019–2021
  • Electric Sliders: 2017–forever in our hearts
  • Debu-taunts: 2012–2019

Athletic Background:

Failed child ballerina, high school volleyball player, outrunning the authorities, walking dogs, and Ax Fitness training.

Likes:

  • Socialism
  • Neurodiversity
  • Coffee with a splash a cream

Dislikes:

  • cleaning derby gear
  • the for-profit health care system
  • meetings that could have been an email

Awards and Accolades:

  • Best Attitude – Seasons 19 and 20
  • RATest of theMAUL – Season 20