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Oct 30, 2013 | Bout News
Atomic Bombshells: Season 10
Captains: Messi Jigler & Crowella de Vil Potential jammers: Fannie Tanner, Crowella de Vil, Freeze Baby, and a huge field of maybes Last year’s ranking: 9th season champions Number of Golden Skates: 3 (3rd, 6th, and 9th season) Last season The Atomic Bombshells: Stormed the track and defeated all comers in the season-long hometeam tournament. […]
Oct 29, 2013 | Bout News
Rockits: Season 10
Captains: MeshugEnough & Buzz TightRear Potential jammers: Commander Nix, Dreidel Robber, Madrad, Rhea Volt Last year’s ranking: 2nd Number of Golden Skates: 4 (2nd, 4th, 5th, & 7th season) The Rockits have been the standard bearer of derby excellence for the MNRG. Every year, the Rockits have been the team to get past to raise […]
Oct 28, 2013 | Bout News
Dagger Dolls: Season 10
Captains: Naughty Kitty & Aurora Whorealis Potential jammers: Psycho Novia, Naughty Kitty, Shiver Me Kimbers, Sagittearitup, Destiny’s Problem Child Last year’s ranking: 4th Number of Golden Skates: 2 (1st & 8th season) The confetti and balloons from this year’s draft are no distant memory. Their new black/pink uniforms have barely gotten a workout. Nonetheless, the […]
Oct 27, 2013 | Bout News
Garda Belts: Season 10
Captains: Tara Bichapart & Betty LaRude Potential jammers: Seriously, take your pick. Slambda Phage, Second Hand Smoke, Frigid O’Shaughnessy, Scootaloo, Soft Serve, Shiva Shank’n, Anita Spankston, Tara Bichapart – every one of these players put up serious points last year (Slambda, admittedly, for a different team). Last year’s ranking: 3rd Number of Golden Skates: 0 […]
Oct 24, 2013 | Bout News
Conflict Resolution: Dangerous Dolls defeat Gardas; ABS takes third
In the third-place round, The ABS came back from their licking by the Garda Belts, pounding the Rockits. Meanwhile, the Dagger Dolls bested the Garda Belts in the final minute of the night’s season-opening excitement. Third-place: Atomic Bombshells v Rockits The Rockit defense at times absolutely befuddled the Bombshell jammers in this battle for 3rd place in […]
Oct 24, 2013 | Bout News
Conflict Resolution Preliminaries: Gardas and Dolls move ahead!
Season 10’s first four games are in the books! The Garda Belts and Dagger Dolls upset the ABS and Rockits in the preliminary rounds of last Saturday’s Gilded Steak Tournament. The Gardas took the win with a blistering offensive attack on the Bombshells, while the Dolls inched past the Rockits for their go-ahead to the […]
Oct 20, 2013 | Bout News
Dagger Dolls win the Gilded Steak!
Season 10’s first bout has come and gone – Conflict Resolution 101 – a special Mini-Tournament featuring all 4 Minnesota RollerGirls Home Teams. The night opened up with the Garda Belts besting the Atomic Bombshells 91-43, followed up by the Dagger Dolls notching up a 1 point win against the Rockits 42-41. After halftime, the […]
Oct 15, 2013 | Bout News
Conflict Resolution 101 AND SEASON TEN Preview
Welcome Back to The Roy YOUR Minnesota RollerGirls are back! Saint Paul’s favorite daughters are ready for their 10th incredible year of skating fast, turning left, and chasing dreams of derby glory. This isn’t just any lump of meat painted gold… To start the season off, the MNRG have called for the second annual Gilded […]
Aug 29, 2013 | Bout News
Saint Louis Surprises All-Stars, 132-127
Thanks to Muckety Muck of Arch Rival for permission to publish his work. A more complete form can be found at the Arch Rival website. Following a pair of lopsided losses at Rollercon 2013 the week prior, the St. Louisans rebounded with a 132-127 victory over Minnesota (WFTDA #17) Saturday at Midwest Sport Hockey in […]
Aug 28, 2013 | Bout News
Minnesota Nice Takes Out the Lunachix, 186-146
Special for the Minnesota RollerGirls by the Arch Rivals’s Muckety Muck. (BALLWIN, MO) In front of their A-team sistren – and the faithful ‘Aqua Army’ that followed them in their 560-mile trek – the Minnesota RollerGirls B-Squad notch a 186-146 victory over the Arch Rival Roller Girls’ Saint Lunachix Saturday night in a B-team match-up […]