Bout News
Oct 20, 2013 | Bout News
Dagger Dolls win the Gilded Steak!
Season 10’s first bout has come and gone – Conflict Resolution 101 – a special Mini-Tournament featuring all 4 Minnesota RollerGirls Home Teams. The night opened up with the Garda Belts besting the Atomic Bombshells 91-43, followed up by the Dagger Dolls notching up a 1 point win against the Rockits 42-41. After halftime, the […]
Oct 15, 2013 | Bout News
Conflict Resolution 101 AND SEASON TEN Preview
Welcome Back to The Roy YOUR Minnesota RollerGirls are back! Saint Paul’s favorite daughters are ready for their 10th incredible year of skating fast, turning left, and chasing dreams of derby glory. This isn’t just any lump of meat painted gold… To start the season off, the MNRG have called for the second annual Gilded […]
Aug 29, 2013 | Bout News
Saint Louis Surprises All-Stars, 132-127
Thanks to Muckety Muck of Arch Rival for permission to publish his work. A more complete form can be found at the Arch Rival website. Following a pair of lopsided losses at Rollercon 2013 the week prior, the St. Louisans rebounded with a 132-127 victory over Minnesota (WFTDA #17) Saturday at Midwest Sport Hockey in […]
Aug 28, 2013 | Bout News
Minnesota Nice Takes Out the Lunachix, 186-146
Special for the Minnesota RollerGirls by the Arch Rivals’s Muckety Muck. (BALLWIN, MO) In front of their A-team sistren – and the faithful ‘Aqua Army’ that followed them in their 560-mile trek – the Minnesota RollerGirls B-Squad notch a 186-146 victory over the Arch Rival Roller Girls’ Saint Lunachix Saturday night in a B-team match-up […]
Apr 11, 2013 | Bout News
Atomic Bombshells raise Golden Skate, 115-102
Your champions. The Atomic Bombshells. No simple feat. The ABS and the Rockits tore down the Roy last Saturday. The Rockits – a team filled with rookies and first-year transfers – came close three times to pulling ahead of the storied ABS squad…but the Bombshells held back their the march of their opponents for forty […]
Apr 10, 2013 | Bout News
Gardas defeat Dolls for 3rd place, 140-91
Old and new, green and pink. The Minnesota RollerGirls’ 3rd-place bout shone with strong, individual performances by both teams. However, the Gardas controlled the bout from the start. The jammers in green built up a 79-point lead in the first half, while the Garda pack brought them home to the final whistle. Garda Belts v […]
Apr 3, 2013 | Bout News
DERBY: The Preview
The Atomic Bombshells – now the team to beat – have only one team between them and the Golden Skate. Unfortunately, it’s the Rockits. Meanwhile, a short-staffed Dagger Dolls have an uphill battle to stay out of last place against the Garda Belts. The season finale. The championship. This is what long hours of skating […]
Mar 27, 2013 | Bout News
Texecutioners beat All-Stars 300 – 151
By Fire Wally, filling in for league reporter Garrison Killer All-Stars vs. Texecutioners The Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars managed an early lead and a close first half against The Texecutioners, representing the Texas Rollergirls of Austin, Texas. However, the Texecutioners’ physical blocking and high-scoring power jams earned them the victory at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium in […]
Mar 27, 2013 | Bout News
Arche-Enemies beat Ultra Outlaws 110-61
By Fire Wally, filling in for league reporter Garrison Killer Archetype‘s Arche-Enemies vs. Ultra Creative‘s Ultra Outlaws The Minnesota RollerGirls took a new approach to forming the teams for this league mixer bout. The team names were inspired by two of our favorite sponsors: Ultra Creative’s Ultra Outlaws vs. Archetype’s Arche-Enemies. Fan contest winners T-Rex […]
Mar 20, 2013 | Bout News
When Stars Collide – The Preview
This Saturday, Minnesota’s premier roller derby league takes their shot at defeating the Texas Rollergirls. The founding league of the modern roller derby movement, the Austin’s Texecutioners are ranked 5th in the world. Minnesota is 8th. Minnesota’s never brought a stronger team to the Roy; get ready for an amazing sixty minutes. But that’s not […]