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Nov 7, 2013 | Bout News
The Blocking Dead: Rockits Hold On Against Atomic Bombshells, 122-119
The Rockits skated out to a substantial second-half lead, then withstood a late surge by the Atomic Bombshells to win their first bout in the tenth contest for the Golden Skate. This is Fire Wally with the view from the stats table. Fannie Tanner started on the jammer line for the Bombshells against the Rockits’ […]
Nov 7, 2013 | Bout News
The Blocking Dead: Gardas open season with 193-70 win over Dolls
The Garda Belts made a strong first step towards the Golden Skate Saturday, with Gotham transfer Slambda Phage leading the charge in a breakout performance at jammer. This is Fire Wally reporting from the derby capitol of the MidBest. On the first jam of the bout, Dolls jammer Shiver Me Kimbers shot through the middle […]
Nov 3, 2013 | Bout News
The Blocking Dead Quick Recap
The Season 10 Home Tournament for the Golden Skate has begun in full force! The Blocking Dead featured the same match ups from last season’s Home Championships – The Dagger Dolls vs the Garda Belts and the Atomic Bombshells vs the Rockits. At halftime the Garda Belts were leading 80 to 45 over the Dagger […]
Oct 31, 2013 | Bout News
The Blocking Dead preview
Yes, it’s the second weekend of Halloween. With everyone’s favorite holiday of candy, gourds, and costumes mid-week, that means you get ONE MORE WEEKEND of mayhem before it’s all over. Sounds like a good night for a Surly, some mini-donuts, and some full-contact roller derby at the Legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium, doesn’t it? This weekend, […]
Oct 30, 2013 | Bout News
Atomic Bombshells: Season 10
Captains: Messi Jigler & Crowella de Vil Potential jammers: Fannie Tanner, Crowella de Vil, Freeze Baby, and a huge field of maybes Last year’s ranking: 9th season champions Number of Golden Skates: 3 (3rd, 6th, and 9th season) Last season The Atomic Bombshells: Stormed the track and defeated all comers in the season-long hometeam tournament. […]
Oct 29, 2013 | Bout News
Rockits: Season 10
Captains: MeshugEnough & Buzz TightRear Potential jammers: Commander Nix, Dreidel Robber, Madrad, Rhea Volt Last year’s ranking: 2nd Number of Golden Skates: 4 (2nd, 4th, 5th, & 7th season) The Rockits have been the standard bearer of derby excellence for the MNRG. Every year, the Rockits have been the team to get past to raise […]
Oct 28, 2013 | Bout News
Dagger Dolls: Season 10
Captains: Naughty Kitty & Aurora Whorealis Potential jammers: Psycho Novia, Naughty Kitty, Shiver Me Kimbers, Sagittearitup, Destiny’s Problem Child Last year’s ranking: 4th Number of Golden Skates: 2 (1st & 8th season) The confetti and balloons from this year’s draft are no distant memory. Their new black/pink uniforms have barely gotten a workout. Nonetheless, the […]
Oct 27, 2013 | Bout News
Garda Belts: Season 10
Captains: Tara Bichapart & Betty LaRude Potential jammers: Seriously, take your pick. Slambda Phage, Second Hand Smoke, Frigid O’Shaughnessy, Scootaloo, Soft Serve, Shiva Shank’n, Anita Spankston, Tara Bichapart – every one of these players put up serious points last year (Slambda, admittedly, for a different team). Last year’s ranking: 3rd Number of Golden Skates: 0 […]
Oct 24, 2013 | Bout News
Conflict Resolution: Dangerous Dolls defeat Gardas; ABS takes third
In the third-place round, The ABS came back from their licking by the Garda Belts, pounding the Rockits. Meanwhile, the Dagger Dolls bested the Garda Belts in the final minute of the night’s season-opening excitement. Third-place: Atomic Bombshells v Rockits The Rockit defense at times absolutely befuddled the Bombshell jammers in this battle for 3rd place in […]
Oct 24, 2013 | Bout News
Conflict Resolution Preliminaries: Gardas and Dolls move ahead!
Season 10’s first four games are in the books! The Garda Belts and Dagger Dolls upset the ABS and Rockits in the preliminary rounds of last Saturday’s Gilded Steak Tournament. The Gardas took the win with a blistering offensive attack on the Bombshells, while the Dolls inched past the Rockits for their go-ahead to the […]