Apr 8, 2014 | Bout News

Roller Vortex: Minnesota Nice Brake Road Warriors 214-39

By: Fire Wally

The Minnesota Nice, B-team of the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars, made their Roy Wilkins debut Saturday night in the opening bout of Roller Vortex. Matched up against the Road Warriors, B-team of the No Coast Derby Girls from Lincoln, Nebraska, the MN Nice dominated from start to finish, earning a 214-39 victory.

Practicing with the Minnesota RollerGirls All-Stars has clearly rubbed off on the Minnesota Nice, as they contained the Road Warriors’ jammers with solid four-walls all night. The Road warriors were held to just 14 points in the first half and scored more than 4 points in a jam only once during the second half. Chew Bokma was the leading scorer for the Road Warriors.

In addition to tenacious blocking, the Minnesota Nice showed off a deep roster of jamming talent, employing 9 of their rostered 12 skaters as jammer. One after another, Rhea Volt, Dreidel Robber, Tegan N. Scare-Ya, Soft Serve, Madame de Stompadour, Naughty Kitty, Messi Jigler, Sagittearitup, and Moto Fluzzi evaded No Coast’s blockers for a pile of points and only two jammer penalties in the entire match.

Despite their excellent show of team unity on Saturday, the skaters of the Minnesota Nice will be re-assembling into their home teams in only two weeks, competing against each other for the Golden Skate in the tenth annual Home Season Championship on April 19th.

Box Scores

Courtesy of Our Man Flip

MINNESOTA NICE — 214 Points
19 Lead Jams
9 Power Jams
100 Points Off Power Jams
36 Grand Slams
15 Jam Wins
20 Penalties

424 Tegan N. Scare-Ya — 4-8, 43 pts
16 Soft Serve — 3-5, 42 pts
1764 Madame de Stompadour — 2-3, 29 pts
5 Dreidel Robber — 3-3, 28 pts
850 Moto Fluzzi — 1-1, 24 pts
00 Naughty Kitty — 1-2, 20 pts
84 Rhea Volt — 4-5, 19 pts
626 Messi Jigler 1-1, 5 pts
1A3 Sagittearitup 0-1, 0 pts

NO COAST ROAD WARRIORS — 39 Points
8 Lead Jams
2 Power Jams
14 Points Off Power Jams
2 Grand Slams
4 Jam Wins
24 Penalties

12 Chew Bokma — 3-12, 25 pts
500 Zooey BashEmAll — 4-6, 10 pts
666 Sunshine — 1-9, 4 pts
0 Anna Wrexxit — 0-2, 0 pts
EF5 Stormstris — 0-1, 0 pts